Well, I just awoke. It's late.

My Vo-Tech buddy, Tyler, got me to clean the meat-slicer and the cutting-board tables. He removed the cutting boards from the depressions in the tables; they were all greasy and covered in flour. It smelled gross.

Then, he taught me how to dis-assemble the meat-slicer; I almost cut my hand on the blade a few times and Chef Fedeli yelled at him. I felt bad when he got yelled at, just because of my lack of knowledge and skill with the meat-slicer. He was only trying to help me.

Then, we chatted; he's like, "Guess what I'm doing tonight?" I said, "You're going to, "hug" your boyfriend?" He laughed and said, "Sure, if THAT's what you mean by, "hugging"." We laughed and I said quietly, with a laugh, "Butt-seeeeex." Then, a kid named Kevin asked what we were talking about, and we said, "Butt-sex." And he's like, "Woah; okay, nevermind then," and he walked away. I said, "Why don't you demonstrate, Tyler?" and he laughed and dared me to say it to him. I shook my head, and he's like, "I will, then; Kevin, wanna demonstrate?" and Kevin's like, "God no!" Then, we laughed.

After we cleaned the slicer, we cleaned the sinks with a girl named Robin, using the powder sink cleaner. Robin got powder in Tyler's eyes. He blinked and walked away; Robin thought he was mad, and I thought he walked away to cry! But then he came back with safety goggles. I told him what I thought he was gonna do and he laughed.

I'm glad he always tries to help me, though. He's a good friend. He said I'm his favorite 1st level; he's a 2nd level.

Then, I walked home reading the "Freedom Writers Diary". It's hard to read and walk at the same time, with a shoulder bag that keeps slipping off my shoulder.

Then, I came home, went on the Wii, ate, and went to sleep. I was tired.

Yeah... Just woke up; I'm off today, thankfully.

I had like, 5 different dreams last night and they were all wierd. I can't really explain them. One dream had me, Amanda, Catie, and Nick in it, and another dream had me and John in it.

Yesterday, as me and John were leaving for our Vo-Tech busses, John's like, "Cook me something!" Honestly, I wish we could; if we take food from the kitchen w/o permission, we'll get in trouble for "stealing."

In Vo-Tech, Tyler playfully tripped a girl, and I said, "Trip me, you die." Then, he tripped me, playfully and I pantomimed hitting him; he just laughed. I like Tyler. He's a cool kid. :] Then, he was bopping a girl named Angel over the head w/ a water bottle, and they were play fighting. I said, "You guys are violent." Tyler and Angel laughed, and when Tyler wasn't looking and Angel was, I pointed at Tyler and pantomimed a blowjob; Angel laughed and said, "Good one." Then, Tyler swung around and was like, "What?" I said, "What?" with a smile and Angel laughed.

Man, the kid next to me in Vo-Tech is *so* annoying. I didn't hand my essay in and he's like, "What, you didn't do it, Ashland?" I said, "Nope." He's like, "Ooooooh." Really? What are you, five? No need for sound effects. Then, he kept bugging Craughshawna. Then, he tried getting our phone numbers and e-mails. Bluntly, I said "No." Then, Tyler was talking to someone and the kid's like, "Whassup, Tyler?" Tyler's smile almost immediately dissipated, before he replied with, "Don't talk to me." I just smirked. Then, he called Tyler a faggot under his breath, and said ignorant shit about people under his breath. Really? Do you not have the balls to say it out loud, so you just mumble it under your breath? Grow up, kid. Then, he was gone for like, 40 minutes of the class for a health class. I was like, "Tyler, this kid isn't here for now!" And we were both like, "Yay!" But when he came back, Tyler was like, "Aww, that sucks for you." I just pouted.

Yesterday, I kept kidnapping John's girlfriend, Sharon. It was funny. He'd try hugging her, and I'd run up and be like:
Me: John, I'm kidnapping your girlfriend!
John: ...Okay?
Sharon: What?
Me: *Picks her up and carries her 15 feet away*
Sharon: O_o
Lmao, it was funny. John didn't seem to care much, lol.

Last night, me and John played Brawl, and I beat him with Peach when he was Sonic. Once, as he was playing by himself, he glanced at me, and was like, "Woah!" I looked at him oddly and said, "What?" He's like, "I thought you were laying on the couch, naked for a second!" I looked at him like he was crazy and we both laughed. He's so wierd, lmao. xDDD

Then, I walked him home. Right as we neared his lawn, he suddenly started running w/ his hands in his pocket like a retard, lol. He has problems, lol.

I went home and went to sleep. In the middle of the night, Steven wakes me up and says, "You have to wash the dishes; oh wait, you're off tomorrow. Nevermind, sorry." I just grumbled angrily to myself and went to sleep. I was tired, lol.

Yeah; I didn't go to Dover.

Last night, I was taking a shower. Then, someone knocks on the bathroom door. I say, "Yeah?" Then I pause, hearing someone say, "I love you!" It was John's voice. So, I dried off, got dressed, and came downstairs. I asked John when we were being picked up, and he said he changed his mind about going. He said he didn't want to miss anymore days for Vo-Tech.

I had a feeling I wasn't gonna be able to go. I just wish John would be 100% sure if he was going or not. >_>

Anyways, I'm going to school soon. I'm tired, though.

Man, last night was boring. I tried doing candy duty, but Steven was annoying the shit outta me, and it started raining. So, I got up, and went to walk around Wal-Mart for a bit.

I saw a KH2 poster there and I figured it would make my room look a little less boring. I also wanted a Chuck Norris joke poster, buuuut I chose KH2 over him. I'm probably gonna get roundhouse-kicked in the face because of that choice.

I also saw Cloverfield on DVD. It was a likeable movie. I saw it in Sci-Fi Club last year. Danni brought it in.

Man! I wish Zombieland would come out on DVD already! It looks good. :/

I asked Dad for $10 and before I could say what it was for, he's like, "Oh, what, for your trip tonight?" I just stopped. I guess I'm buying that KH2 poster after he leaves for work. It's like, what, $5? I'll just save the other $5 for Dover.

Oh, last night, I came home and washed dishes. Dad came down and cooked garlic&butter chicken, mashed potatoes, and sweet corn. I made a batch of garlic bread and put it in the oven. I made more garlic bread, but kept it on the floor-freezer, since it couldn't fit in w/ the first batch. Then, I asked Dad to watch the garlic bread, while I went in the basement to attempt finding a thin slotted colander for the corn that was boiling. When I come upstairs, I see the oven smoking! I said, "Dad! The oven's smoking! Were you watching the garlic bread!?" Then, we opened the oven and flames shot out. Steven panicked. Dad yelled for the type A : B : C fire extinguisher, and I handed it to him. He's like, "How do I use this thing?" I said, "Yank the safety pin, point the hose at the base of the flame, and press the handle!" But when we opened the oven, the fire died. We must have cut the oxygen off from the fire after shutting the oven.

I'm glad Chef told us how to use a fire extinguisher, even though we didn't need it. Phew.

Then, the smoke detector went off. We turned it off, opened the windows, and brought the fan downstairs to get rid of the smoke.

Dad said he thought I meant to watch the garlic bread on the freezer; he didn't know I threw a batch of garlic bread in already. My dad's such a goon.

I looked at the black garlic bread in the oven and said, "I guess we can't eat that anymore, huh?" Dad laughed.

Steven said we weren't very good cooks. I told him if he didn't like it, he can get off his fat ass and cook for himself and he quickly declined.

Phew. Good thing nothing disasterous happened. That would've been a nightmare. And on Halloween night, too.

Hi everybody. Whassup?

I miss my mom's cooking... So badly. I miss the pasta and her meatballs... I'm sad now. Dx I want stuffed pasta shells or baked ziti, w/ meatballs and sauce. ;-; I'll ask dad if I can make that one night.

Uh... I dislike this kid in my Vo-Tech. He's a jerk. And he's overly rude. Yesterday, he was moved next to me, and asked me to move over, because he stretches out. Then, today, he kept asking me what to do. He also made fun of my name. Okay? Ashland's not that funny. It's my name; deal w/ it. Then, he insulted my handwriting. Is he copying off me or something? Dude, the kid's a full-blown douchebag. I don't know if he's doing it on purpose, or if he's just like that. But seriously, I'm gonna get in his face if he keeps it up. I don't think anyone likes him. He was getting cocky with my friend, Tyler, and I think Tyler was ready to rumble w/ the kid. Then, he kept hitting on Craushawna. And then, he gets mad at kids for no reason. Seriously, I think I'm gonna ask Chef if he can move the kid if he keeps it up.

Tomorrow's Halloween... Idk if I wanna do anything tomorrow... Amanda wants me to go to the graveyard w/ her, but I probably won't feel up to it. Sorry, Danni. :/

Sunday night, I'm going w/ John to Dover along w/ his friends... From Dover. And we're probably going to be in an abandoned graveyard all night... Yeah, I dunno, either. Sounds more fun than going to bed and getting up for school, anyway. Besides, we're off Tuesday; there's no point to coming on Monday. :/

Uh... We're changing classes in November. I have Lit. Film, which is a class where you watch movies all class. John says he has the class, too, so it'll probably be fun. I'm excited for that. :] John's mad, though, 'cause I don't have cooking class, and I can't bring him food, lol.

Yeah... I'm gonna go. Bye. :]

+EDIT+

Okay, I forgot some stuff yesterday.

Yesterday, Chik-Fil-A was selling breakfast sammiches in the great hall at school, and a guy was in the promotional cow suit for Chik-Fil-A, so I snuck up behind him, hugged him, and was like, "OHMYGODIT'SACOW!!" I... Think I scared him, lol. John laughed.

Uh... I asked dad permission to go to Dover, and he granted me permission. I didn't tell him about the graveyard part, though. :/ I didn't think he'd let me go if I told him I'd be in a graveyard all night. :/

Aaaand, I need Danni's computer to type stuff for Vo-Tech that's due Monday.